1.13.2011

Notable Quotes

A list of notable quotes compiled by my dear friend D.F.W:

"Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity." -George Patton
"The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently." -Friedrich Nietzsche
"A lie gets one halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."- Sir Winston Churchill
"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."- Voltaire
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.” -Mel Brooks

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